And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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