Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
and you fell through a lawn chair
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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