i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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