I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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