try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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