Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't like sucking hair
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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