on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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