You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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