that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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