I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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