Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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