I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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