sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
