if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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