You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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