i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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