We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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