think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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