she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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