its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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