Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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