Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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