honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize