He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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