I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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