I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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