Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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