Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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