And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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