So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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