wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize