It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is it penis luge time yet?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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