So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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