Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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