elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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