hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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You. Win. At. Life.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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