k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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