Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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