Don't make out with my wife yet
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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