Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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