I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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