Who wears a wallet chain?!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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