WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize