I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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