But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just invented taco cereal.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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