She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I will be naked everywhere
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
