She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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