I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How's work?
Spinning.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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