I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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