sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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