I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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