so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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