You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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