What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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