for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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